FINALLY, a mustache for every day of the week. Easy style for the fashion impaired. Simply apply to your upper lip to dazzle everyone. Whether you try out the Square or the Bruiser, people will beg to know your beauty secrets, be amazed at your manliness, and revere your unshorn, bewhiskered face. So stop weeping over your pathetic peach fuzz, and slap on the 'stache of a Hero.